Ooh Baby Compound Me
Ooh Baby Compound Me
You’ve experienced the meltdown of the American economy, now relive it all over again in Ooh Baby-A "Credited" Nation.
History tells us we are doomed to repeat our crisis’s when we fail to learn the lessons of the past. Success of nations comes from unity. How can we overcome if our nation is caught in dissension?
The essays, poem, satirical articles and art in this book speak to our economic crisis, credit cards, a nation at odds and an unreliable media.
It is not the intention to indoctrinate with thought, but encourage thinking. Many may have different ideologies and perceptions, but it is only in sharing ideas does our society move forward. This book is a keepsake and reminder as our nation heads into the future during this historical time.
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"Brilliant and hysterical comparison of what it is like to be in credit card debt."
"Should be included as a hand-out to ever college freshman."
Pledging, hazing, beer bongs …it’s the bewildering world of credit card membership
Despite a good job in the fashion industry and even better intentions, Jennifer Ott finds herself in the unavoidable position of provoking the ire of either Uncle Sam or her creditors. She decides to pay her taxes, but finds out just how vindictive credit card companies can be.
Seen through the tears of frustration, these faceless corporations take on the appearance of college fraternities, their CEOs and presidents as capricious as characters from the movie Animal House.
Sure, these friendly frat brothers—intoxicated by their own good will (and sometimes other things)—offer a lot to entice us. We’re given entry into an elite society, power, identity, and some really great toga parties. And while the buzz from the drinking games has us in a stupor, all the debauchery seems like a good idea—like the American dream.
But then the bill comes due; and you really don’t want to piss off Kappa Beta with a late payment: “[They] stripped me naked and circled around me beside a blazing fire. They branded me with irons. The words ‘bad girl’ seared into my skin, making sure I would never outlive their scorn.”
By avoiding the jargon of economics books, “Ooh Baby Compound Me” captures what it’s really like to be at the mercy of the corporations that control our financial destinies.
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2nd edition of Ooh Baby Compound Me - Kinder & Gentler edition is geared to the younger consumer. It is never to early to learn the dangers of credit card spending and debt.
Ooh Baby Compound Me - Smash Words Ebook for only $3.99 - less then your monthly finance charges on your credit card.
Excerpts & Media
Preface - Click here for excerpt
Pledges - Rejects - Click here for excerpt
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