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  • Ooh Baby Compound Me

    Pledging, hazing, beer bongs …it’s the bewildering world of credit card membership.

    Despite a good job in the fashion industry and even better intentions, Jennifer Ott finds herself in the unavoidable position of provoking the ire of either Uncle Sam or her creditors. She decides to pay her taxes, but finds out just how vindictive credit card companies can be.

    Seen through the tears of frustration, these faceless corporations take on the appearance of college fraternities, their CEOs and presidents as capricious as characters from the movie Animal House.

    Sure, these friendly frat brothers—intoxicated by their own good will (and sometimes other things)—offer a lot to entice us. We’re given entry into an elite society, power, identity, and some really great toga parties. And while the buzz from the drinking games has us in a stupor, all the debauchery seems like a good idea—like the American dream.

    But then the bill comes due; and you really don’t want to piss off Kappa Beta with a late payment: “[They] stripped me naked and circled around me beside a blazing fire. They branded me with irons. The words ‘bad girl’ seared into my skin, making sure I would never outlive their scorn.”

    By avoiding the jargon of economics books, “Ooh Baby Compound Me” captures what it’s really like to be at the mercy of the corporations that control our financial destinies.

    Price: $7.95

  • Ooh Baby Compound Me, Give Me Credit

    Pledging, hazing, beer bongs … that’s right, it’s the sometimes bewildering world of credit card membership.   By avoiding the jargon of economics books, Ooh Baby Compound Me captures what it’s really like to be at the mercy of the corporations that control our financial destinies.

    Kinder and Gentler edition, suited for students and young people with their first credit card. Learn from those who have already learned the hard lessons of credit cards. Larger print for easy reader and black and white Mike Light cartoons

    Price: $9.95

  • Wild Horses

    Love – What are the qualities to look for when placing bets on love and how are we sure they will pay off? 

    Sports photographer, Janey O’Neil dreams of a world where woman are groomed and trained like race horses to compete for men. In the dream her boyfriend Dwayne Schuster, a NFL safety, bets on her to win, while playing other women. Tired of the contest, Janey wagers her own race with men to contend for her favor and gives Dwayne some well needed competition.

    The competition, the gambling and handicapping for love soon becomes meaningless when she learns of the Wild Horses that have strayed, escaped or even set free from the race. These Wild Horses roam free of love’s conditions, expectations, traditions and ultimatums for in the end only when a heart is free can it be true.

    Price: $14.95